This is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen XD Given the fact I play orks, that has happened to me, except there was only one rocketeer. My second favorite was the death or glory with the pistol XDXD
There's a limit to what you can do as Orks? Impossible XD At least for customizing the minis I get, but the tactics are just as free Just get plenty of boyz, make 'em look as humorous as possible, and then arm them with louder, shootier guns Those silly terminator squads don't stand a chance. >.>
Yeah, Ive had an Eldar army, and Id really like to be able to collect and play with them, but my way of playing them isnt very effective and so it'd be a waste of money to begin again...plus, lets be honest, they aren't very fun to convert. Haha no, that doesnt seem worth it at all, take a look at what you want in the army and get those units instead, since Eldar is a very specialized army, and it has to be quite big to fill all battlefield roles good
Oh yeah, and the one with the Gun Drone is so true. I once had my whole cadre shoot at a fully upgraded Carnifex (old Codex). Between 12 Pulse Rifles, 4 Seeker Missiles, 2 Railguns, 7 Burst Cannons, and an Ion Cannon, it wasn't wounded at all.
The free Gun Drones off of my Devilfish inflicted first blood of the game.
Yeah, stuff like that happens. In fantasy my daemon prince got hit and wounded by five pieces of gnoblar sharp stuff. Thrown from eight gnoblars. Those are S 2. I saved them all, gods be praised (5+), and my daemonprince feasted on meager gnoblar souls that evening. Note that first the hit rolls were 6's, that's 5, and then they wounded, that is TEN sixes in a row, and then I rolled a mix of 3 6's and two fives. Those were some high dice rolls!
The Rhino one in particular is funny to me and my cousin. Back in 3rd Edition, I declared a tank shock with a Rhino onto his 10 Swooping Hawks. He attempted to latch plasma grenades on it. With the combination of the 3rd Edition rules actually making a crushing kill with a vehicle, encirclement, the fact Hawks didn't have Haywire grenades (or any grenades to even touch tanks) ended up with 10 crushed Swooping Hawks.